Kellie Pickler. Yeah, that's right, I said Kellie Pickler.

I was just thinking... people make fun of Kellie Pickler all the time, calling her ditzy, airheaded, whatever, but... I have to stand up for her and say she can't possibly be that airheaded. I mean, she's gotta have a LOT of brain capacity up there to store all that dumb, you know?