Wednesday, December 22, 2010

5 Things: Gobble, Gobble, Oprah!

1. Oprah maybe notsomuch the best celebrity endorsement for Miraclebody jeans... The "Put them on and you look 10 lbs thinner" jeans. Because well...really? I'm just sayin'.
2. Christmas is in 2 days. WHOA.
3. Haven't bought a single Christmas present or card. All the money I would be spending is going to the Thad Vance Benefit Fund to help him fund his un-insured fight against cancer. Cancer sux. You should donate, too. Ask me how.
4. I want to know what goes on in my cats' brains. They crack me UP. One of them has a little routine he does right after he poos. He runs ALLLL through the house at top speed, saying "gobble, gobble, gobble" like a turkey. SO hilarious. He also gets in the shower as soon as someone turns on the water. Weird.
5. Ever notice that the people who defended Bill Clinton for dodging the draft are the same ones who called Bush a draft-dodger for joining the Air Nat'l Guard instead of the Army and said Kerry was the better candidate because he was a war hero...and then voted for Barrack Obama (who never served in any capacity) over John McCain, who spent 5.5 years as a prisoner of war. Hmm.

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