I'm thinkin and thinkin and thinkin and thinkin

I'm having brain salad. Thought I'd share...

1. Who wants to give me the cheapest haircut ever? (*must be experienced/licensed didder of hair)
2. How is there ever a 30% chance of something? It either is or it isn't, and that makes it 50/50, right? So shouldn't there always be at least a 50% chance?
3. Are Holiday commercial jingles really necessary? There is always a 90% chance they'll be mega annoying.
4. I cut my bangs on Thursday. Thursday. It's Monday and they're in my eyes. Whuu? I wish my muscles grew as fast as my hair.
5. OK, maybe they would if I lifted weights or something, but whatever.
6. Kellie Pickler...geez.
7. I'm obsessed with tv shows about obsessive compulsive disorders and addictions. I need an intervention for Intervention.
8. I love all things wedding. Weddings, weddings, weddings! Dresses, dresses, dresses! Flowers, flowers, flowers! Gimme all of it!
9. I'm hungry. Later taters!

Quandry.

So.. Michael Moore's movie slamming evil, stinky capitalism was a flop at the box office.... Does that mean he won? I mean... If it had been a blockbuster that raked in hundreds of millions, wouldn't that mean he would be benefiting from the same system he preaches against? Hmm. Yeah... so... I guess he got his way. I think.
Right on, Michael Moore! Go have another cookie.

If I lived in Louisiana......

...I'd be on a plane on my way to D.C. right now to park my bum in front of Mary Landrieu's door. What is she thinking???? What do her constituants think? I mean... one of my senators (for whom I did not vote) voted with the Dems, but she's a Dem. Landrieu is a Republican....elected by Republicans...???
I guess $300,000,000 is just too hard to turn down. I wonder if I have a price... Like, is there a point I would cave in and cross over? 300 million pickles, maybe, but dollars... I dunno. How 'bout you? Do you have a price? Do we all? Hmm.... sumpin' to think about, I guess.
In case you're interested... http://www.rollcall.com/news/40864-1.html?type=printer_friendly

Piece.

I didn't get the memo

about Robert Pattinson being the hottest thing since jelly shoes.

Boo Y'all.

just when i committed to team carol hannah (or if not, then team althea), the stupid judges picked the wrong one. boo y'all. boo.

and omg omg omg omg omg the guest judge's hair!

Soooo........

The thing is, I always have these explosions of thought and opinion that scream, "Blog me! Blog me!"... But since I started actually blogging my bloggable thoughts, my thoughts feel so unbloggable. Do I have stage fright?? Er, screen fright? I'm a little sad. It could be that my 'splosions are 99.9997% political and many of those I love are on an entirely different page - scratch that - different book than I am in that regard. Which is why I need to be blogging about my political thoughts and beliefs because those peeps are the ones who need to understand why I feel the way I do and why my opinions are the better, mo' correct ones :o)
Anyway.... there are masses of random thoughts clogging (omg, rhymes with blogging!) my brain and they just need outttttt. So... Voi. La.
(entertainment and/or enjoyment not guaranteed, sorry.)

1. i can't decide if i'm team carol hannah or team irina for the project runway finale. SO frustrating. i love them both so many!! personality-wise it's carol hannah fur shur... irini's kind of mean. boo mean. but we all know fashion is NOT about personality. what to do....what to do...
2. the 499267858734656239876198760112736529 thoughts i wanted to type here escaped my mind. shoot. i was under anesthesia today..could be why.
3. oh, i remember! anesthesia is my favorite!
4. omg. the target commercial where junior league herself is hauling shopping carts in pearls and heels because that's how you win Christmas, boom boom boom. thhhe best.
5. sometimes i wish i could channel jeremy from shopgirl (jason schwartzmann). to a degree you can't imagine. it's why i just said "thhe best" in #4.
6. shopgirl is totally one of my faves. LOVE it.
7. i want to design clothes. i want to be a singer. i want to start dancing again...on stage, not on my floor. i want a room with a mirrored wall and a barre in my next house. i want to own a dance studio. i want to be a choreographer. i want to play tennis again. i want pickles. one of the models on project runway gets on my nerves and i don't think she's model material. i wish i didn't think things like that. sarah jessica parker TOTALLY gets on my nerves! oops, i did it again.
8. i'm really hungry and sleepy and don't feel like typing anymore, so um, lucky for you, a second installment will surprise you soon.
9. go tarheels.

peace outchall.

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