I'm having brain salad. Thought I'd share...
1. Who wants to give me the cheapest haircut ever? (*must be experienced/licensed didder of hair)
2. How is there ever a 30% chance of something? It either is or it isn't, and that makes it 50/50, right? So shouldn't there always be at least a 50% chance?
3. Are Holiday commercial jingles really necessary? There is always a 90% chance they'll be mega annoying.
4. I cut my bangs on Thursday. Thursday. It's Monday and they're in my eyes. Whuu? I wish my muscles grew as fast as my hair.
5. OK, maybe they would if I lifted weights or something, but whatever.
6. Kellie Pickler...geez.
7. I'm obsessed with tv shows about obsessive compulsive disorders and addictions. I need an intervention for Intervention.
8. I love all things wedding. Weddings, weddings, weddings! Dresses, dresses, dresses! Flowers, flowers, flowers! Gimme all of it!
9. I'm hungry. Later taters!
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