Football & Dinosaurs, Hooray!

Mad props to the *other* Carolina and *gulp* Steve Spurrier for paying tribute to our troops and veterans by wearing all new uniforms incorporating camo and sporting words like "Integrity", "Courage", "Service", etc., on the back instead of players' last names. Pretty awesome.
I just complimented Steve Spurrier. Ew.

I myself received a football conference championship today thanks to our sweet defense and the best QB in college football history. And I don't mean Tim Tebow. Just look at the numbers... you'll figure it out.

Now.. Dinosaurs. Where to begin? The fact that they're extinct? Or.....that they were humongous and could swallow me whole without chewing? Or....the fact that they're extinct? Or... how 'bout we start with THE FREAKING SCIENTISTS THAT ARE TRYING TO BRING THEM BACK TO LIFE?!?!?!?! Really, guys? That's the best idea you had that day? It wasn't like, hmm, let's cure cancer? It was let's bring back the dinosaurs!!??? Did you see Jurassic Park? I mean, I like dinosaurs as much as the next guy, but I rather prefer them in pictures, you know? Like beside the bones we see in museums. You know, the ones that are about the size of your house? I mean... somebody didn't just wake up one day and say Oooo, I wonder if this'll work? No, someone had to fund that mess. So that means at least two people on this earth thought dinos + DNA = good. Know what I think? I think Mars is gorgeous this time of year. I hear the conditions for breeding man-eating lizards are like, prime. They should totally look into that. I mean, come on... If the goal is to wipeout mankind, they should just vote democrat. Same result and WAY cheaper. Really.

Peace out, y'all.