Dear Old North / Tarheel State,
1. Someone makes a double stick tape that will attach my license to the piece of paper to which you must attach it to send to me (since your new super secret process of issuing my license is now too involved to print it out while I'm actually there, in person, to tell you what all the pretty road signs in the little photo viewer mean, and by "there" I mean in the middle of bum-freaking NOWHERE, 58 turns past Furman Drive where you USED to be, and by the way, maybe send Google your new address because they obviously don't have it) won't leave a nasty residue on my license to which many germs and things will permanently (and ocassionally my fingers when rifling through my purse) adhere. Buy some. And use it.
2. I said lighthouse, not airplane.
3. Because I pay you not only a license renewal fee, but also yearly vehicle taxes, I expect a photo that is at least 3 notches better than a picture my cat can draw of me. I mean come on.. we know it's a digital camera. Really not that hard to say "Ooh.. let's try that again". Takes what, 5 seconds? I mean, this picture is for eight years. Eight years. And a little photoshopping never hurt anyone, you know. But I mean...let's be honest. Photoshopping isn't really even an issue when the actual digital quality of the photo suggests you took my picture with a homemade Quaker Oats box camera.
So anyhoo, my tax dollars obviously aren't being used to pave/patch/fill this great state's road pimples (er, craters?), so using them towards these simple changes would be greatly appreciated, thanksloveyameanit.
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