On Days Of Old

Do you ever get nostalgic for something that was prime dank back in the day? Something you wouldn't be caught dead owning, but you find yourself sort of missing it?
I was thinking of something tonight that led me to the memory of those t-shirts back in the 80s that had been cut on the hem & sleeves...you know, like, fringed...and each fringe was host to 3 or 4 plastic beads... Remember those? They were usually a bright neon and had some the name of vacation spots that were about as cool as the shirts... Myrtle Beach... Gatlinburg... Cherokee... and the really good ones had some airbrushing involved. Maybe a nice rainbow or unicorn. Man, I miss those shirts. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't dare waste a dollar on one, but I gotta say.... I'd pay ten or twenty to see someone cruisin' the strip in one right now.
Who came up with that crap?? Someone just thought one day, "Man, my t-shirt's too quiet. That sucks. This t-shirt is too cool to be shut-up. It should make some noise. Hey, let's put some beads on it." ...and the life of the bead-filled shirt began. I wonder if they were heavy...from all the beads. And did it not hurt when all those plastic beads slapped your skin? Or did all the flinging fringe serve as little mini-fans cooling you off while you ran? Was it easier to rock a baby to sleep in one because of the rhythmic slap-slap of the beads against one another? Come to think of it, those shirts probably came in handy in a lot of situations. Like keeping bears away. They say to make a lot of noise to scare off bears... and a lot of times when people are confronted by a bear, they forget everything they've ever learned about what to do when you see a bear and they either just freeze or run. You wouldn't even have to think about it in a beaded-fringe-unicorn tee (that says Girls Just Wanna Have Fun on the back); you do the running and the shirt takes care of the noise part for you! Disaster averted. I mean, unless you freeze, in which case the shirt would also freeze, until the bear started eating you...at which point I doubt the beady slap-slap would really be effective. Maybe we should bring them back -I hate to say "in-style" because they weren't so much- but bring them back into existence. I think I might. I could make some bank....there are plenty of young chicklings who missed the first go 'round that would eat them up if I put Justin Bieber on the front. Too bad I missed the "Yes We Can" market. Why didn't I think of this sooner? Man.... Wait, what am I saying?? Ugh! Must. Go. To. Bed.... 2:55am, fever, puking for days does not good business decisions make..but the vision was nice while it lasted.