1. Free Tip: If you foresee MURDERING your daughter some point in the future in the name of "honor killing" for being too westernized and not quite Iraqi enough, perhaps you should raise her, oh I don't know... in IRAQ, NOT ARIZONA!!!!!
2. Border control. It's fun. Try it.
3. In honor of tonight's address, the state of our union is......fail.
4. It takes 1,000,000 gallons of water per day to make Canada Dry Ginger Ale.
5. If Australia won't change its time zone, they need to start having the Australian Open in Brazil (or any other country in a reasonable time zone). I'm not down with staying up till 3am to watch live tennis and I HATE, HATE, HATE finding out the outcome of a match (or any sporting event, for that matter) before I have seen it. Grrrrr.
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