I'm sorry that Lane Kiffin's announcement last night interrupted your viewing of The Biggest Loser (because your friend insisted you watch that instead of American Idol...and frankly, you need new friends because clearly she doesn't see that you obviously need one show more than the other), and I'm sorry it is necessary to explain the entire situation in 30 minutes or less (not much less) to whomever it is you are speaking on your cell phone while you dig for change in your purse at the same rate at which a tree would. I am thrilled, however, to learn that you knew last year when Coach Kiffin came to UT, he wouldn't stay and he would be a traitor (maybe you should look into a career as a psychic), and I am happy to know you think you already know who Tennessee will hire, but my mother-in-law is a mile down the road writhing in pain from the cancer that is killing her, waiting on us to bring her this medicine, so if you could just speed it up a notch, that'd be GREAT.
Thanks!
Love,
Keely
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